Last year, my mother thought that it would be interesting to become our local voting precinct chair (PCO). One of the PCO’s duties is to run the primary caucus in a presidential election year. Oh, what a fun activity that will be!
Unbeknownst to my mother, though, was that the caucus would end up being very important, and since it was really important, a ton of people showed up to caucus. Our caucus site was at a middle school, along with over 20 other precincts. Our classroom had 40 chairs, most likely because less than 40 people showed up to caucus in 2004. This time, 77 people showed up to caucus in our precinct, and we had, by my father’s estimate, over 1500 people show up to caucus.
The massive turnout affected signing up, and actually kept some people from caucusing. Under Washington rules, someone can sign-in and state their candidate preference on the sign-in sheet (as everyone does), and then leave. However, all of the precinct sign-in sheets were placed at the front of the auditorium, and the line stretched outside of the school, eventually overwhelming the process and making it so people would have to wait until the sign-in sheets made their way to the individual precincts.
Mom as PCO meant that Dad and Jr. (me) got to “volunteer” to help out with the caucus. Dad was Mom’s point-man while she made sure those who needed to registered to vote. I got to set up the precinct room, and make the futile attempt to set up the room in such a way that everyone who wanted to sit could. I was also designated, because I was good at math until 8th grade, to be the vote counter.
At 1:45, people made their way to our classroom. Some people sat down, and while others signed in, Mom began reading the rules of the caucus. Question from the gallery. Mom continues to read the rules. Another question from the gallery. Someone else from the gallery answers the question. Mom continues, someone from the gallery asks if we have jumped ahead of ourselves, someone else from the gallery agrees, someone else disagrees, Mom continues with the reading of the rules. Mom gets lost in the rules, which are absurdly complicated and poorly written, three people from the gallery chime in with their advice. Then we had speakers, and people objected to the rules that one person could speak for each side. We vote to have more speakers, figure out who the speakers are, and then vote on the order of the speakers. This was the general tenor of the event, and at some point I began wishing I we could just be good Republicans and follow orders.
Before the speeches, I had done the initial tally: Obama 48, Clinton 24, Uncommitted 5. Someone gave me their Blackberry to calculate the results, but I hit a wrong button and the screen I needed went away. Since there was no calculator available, I got to improv a tutorial for my cell phone calculator, which almost failed (“How in the hell do I do a decimal point?”). Also, originally, Dad had been the outlier in the family, being for Hillary while the rest of us were for Barack. Well, I talked to my parents on Thursday, and Mom had begun to waiver, and was saying that her dream ticket may be Clinton/Obama, with each getting eight years in office. Well, the family split, with the children for Obama and the parents for Hillary (or, as Dad justifies his vote, “Billary”). After the speeches, three uncommitted, all young, came over to Obama. Final tally: Obama 51, Clinton 24, Uncomitted 2. Our six delegates, therefore, got broken up as four for Obama and two for Clinton.
We were able to get our final vote at 2:30, an hour-and-a-half after the doors opened. Then, it was time to elect delegates. Usually, people can leave, but most people (I think because they didn’t think they had a choice), stuck around to vote for the delegates. We used post-it notes and scraps of paper, with the Obama supporters voting for four people, and Clinton supporters voting for two. I ran as an alternate, not feeling right about trying to taking away a delegate position from a fervent, consistent supporter. My parents ended up being the delegates for Clinton.
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